1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,269 - All rise! - Hey, y'all, I'm Miss Pat, 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,470 and I know the inside of a courtroom. 3 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,172 Man, that girl is innocent! 4 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:06,406 You ain't the damn judge. 5 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:07,908 Get ready to see real cases. 6 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:08,976 I want you out of my house. 7 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,445 Real drama and real money on the line. 8 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,980 I gave her my kidney. 9 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,281 Give it back. 10 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,250 And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jurors. 11 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:17,551 Lock her ass up! 12 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,353 Y'all may have started this mess, 13 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,121 but you know I'm going to settle it. 14 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,089 Ms. Pat. 15 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,090 You droppin' teeth. 16 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:23,957 MAN: See, that's my tooth. 17 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,025 You smokin' dope. 18 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,627 That was my asthma pump. 19 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,128 Y'all must have a good time together. 20 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,329 - We do. - [laughter] 21 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:32,499 All rise, because court is back in session. 22 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,268 ♪♪♪ 23 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,103 She's the only judge giving clap back, 24 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,605 side eyes, and sound advice. 25 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:41,575 All rise, for Ms. Pat. 26 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,744 ♪♪♪ 27 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,080 MS. PAT: Y'all can have a seat. 28 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:48,715 How y'all doing today, jury? 29 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,250 - Good. - We worked out. 30 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,286 Is there some type of dye you put on your chest, Safaree? 31 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,355 Oh, um, I'm in the middle of skin bleaching right now. 32 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,957 - JASMIN: What? - CARMEN: Never mind, 33 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,058 that's coconut oil. 34 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,126 [laughter] 35 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,295 See, we need guys like Safaree who gonna 36 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,630 go over and beyond so men like me 37 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,199 who don't do that much can be appreciated. 38 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,534 [laughter] 39 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,369 Bailiff, start bailiff-ing. 40 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,905 This is the case of Williams versus Honey. 41 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,974 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Tracy Williams 42 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,677 is suing her former best friend for $630 43 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,912 for Nicki Minaj concert tickets, 44 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,114 claiming the defendant allegedly ghosted Tracy 45 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,083 after she bought them both tickets. 46 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,551 I know she drink beer out of the can. 47 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,920 [laughter] 48 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:28,288 ANNOUNCER: Defendant Akela Harrison says 49 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,623 she didn't go to the concert 50 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,426 because she decided to go to Vegas last minute. 51 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:36,096 In her defense, no concert, no cash. 52 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,065 Do y'all swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 53 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,233 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 54 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,169 Before we get started, I just want to let you know 55 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,471 this is my emotional support jury, 56 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,707 so if you stress me out, they're gonna be on your ass. 57 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,175 All right? 58 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,213 Tracy, tell me why you here. 59 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,950 I'm here today because I am suing my former best friend 60 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,986 for ditching out on me on some concert tickets. 61 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,055 I paid $630 to go see Nicki Minaj. 62 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,323 Ooh. 63 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,293 [laughter] 64 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,362 CARMEN: It's okay, it's okay. 65 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:11,365 It's been ten years, baby, it's okay. 66 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,033 Oh, because it's Nicki Minaj. 67 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,035 - [laughter] - [overlapping dialog] 68 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,036 Her and you... 69 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,204 Hey, hey, hey! [bangs gavel] 70 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,338 Shut the hell up. 71 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,375 Wait a minute. 72 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,043 When did you buy the ticket, 73 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,578 and how much was the ticket? 74 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,979 $630 for both our tickets, 75 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:29,216 and I bought the ticket back in... 76 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:32,152 I'm gonna say, when she, uh, released the, uh... 77 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,354 - What the... - [laughter] 78 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:38,158 I think, I think I bought the tickets like, August. 79 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,093 Akela, what's your side of the story? 80 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,295 Every year, we actually go out and buy tickets, 81 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,197 for us to go, each other to go to concerts. 82 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,466 It's just this particular year, 83 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,236 I received an invite to Vegas. 84 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,405 MS. PAT: You knew she bought you these tickets? 85 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,306 Yes. I planned on going, 86 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:57,044 and then someone called me and invited me to Vegas. 87 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,345 Do you know who this someone is? 88 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:02,182 I don't, because at the point of when she did show up, 89 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,617 I ain't talked to her since then. 90 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,319 I always a dude that get her off her rocker, though. 91 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,455 Like, when she with the girls, we cool. 92 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,290 So she like everybody? 93 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,060 I'm an every-sexual, because I attract everything. 94 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,528 Ma'am, that's called pansexual. 95 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:15,929 - Y'all do it all. - No, no, no, 96 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,597 I'm not a pan-nothing, I don't cook anything. 97 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,199 [laughter] 98 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,501 MS. PAT: Okay. 99 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,104 Let's get back to the case. 100 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,472 You got a receipt for the tickets? 101 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,941 Yes, I have proof. I had a ticket purchased. 102 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,911 The agreement is for ten years now. 103 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,480 When it's your turn to pay, you buy both tickets. 104 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,614 CARMEN: So she was never supposed to give you 105 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,249 the money back, is what we're saying? 106 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,484 No. I spent that money, uh, 107 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,986 expecting her to be at the concert, yeah. 108 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,322 Okay, get me together, she spent that money paying. 109 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,592 - That money was spent. - That money already spent. 110 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,128 I did not even show up to the concert. 111 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,329 You didn't go at all? 112 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,564 But we wasn't gonna have the experience. 113 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,965 MS. PAT: Okay. 114 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:52,699 Y'all must have a good time together. 115 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,435 - We do. - [laughter] 116 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,572 MS. PAT: Wait a minute. 117 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,874 Why would you be scared to tell your best friend 118 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,008 about a man? 119 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,944 Because of who the man was. 120 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,479 - MS. PAT: What? - Ooh. 121 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,581 - Who's the man? - He's here. 122 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,616 Well, bring him in, then, let's see who he is. 123 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,384 CARMEN: Uh-oh. Surprise witness, baby. 124 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,120 [laughter] 125 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,522 Oh, my [bleep]... 126 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,190 Oh, heck no. 127 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,492 That's my brother. 128 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,328 Ooh! 129 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,196 MS. PAT: That's your brother? 130 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,197 Are you serious? 131 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,032 CARMEN: The plot thickens. 132 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:29,569 Can you please tell me why you didn't 133 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,539 tell your sister that she was coming to see you? 134 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,274 I know her reaction. 135 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,476 I just wanted to keep the peace 136 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,044 until I got further info 137 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,013 that this was a beautiful thing. 138 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,414 Look at that smile. 139 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:42,616 CARMEN: Said he wanted to keep the peace. 140 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:43,617 Kept a piece of ass, huh? 141 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,353 [laughter] 142 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,021 Was it good? Was it worth it? 143 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:51,558 Uh-uh, I cannot hear this, Your Honor. 144 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,127 Okay, fine. I won't tell you about him. 145 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,029 Can I call you about everybody else? 146 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,165 - JURY: Everybody else? - Hey, hey. 147 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,600 Really, brother? And you know she a [cough, bleep]. 148 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:01,835 - [laughter] - Hey, hey. 149 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,873 You're welcome to step down, brother. 150 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,575 Okay. I'm gonna go to my jury, 151 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,210 because, ooh, Lord. 152 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,512 JASMIN: She's stigmatized, you know what I'm saying? 153 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,981 By the brother, came in, laid it down. 154 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,950 I do believe that that could've waited. 155 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,585 I mean, I feel like this argument would've 156 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,388 been better on Facebook. 157 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,356 Damn what the streets say. 158 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:26,092 If that's your [bleep], love her. 159 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,328 Tracy, how has this impacted your relationship? 160 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,498 I just feel like I lost my best friend. 161 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,567 How has this impacted your relationship? 162 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,036 She won't answer, so that's why we don't hang out. 163 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,638 If she would talk to me, we probably could hang out. 164 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,074 Brother, what was you raising your hand for? 165 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:44,144 I just wanted to keep the peace and just say 166 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,912 I would like to help out. 167 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:49,149 Come on up here, come up, stand next to your girl. 168 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,152 Okay, what you wanna take care of, baby? 169 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:55,055 Yeah, I just wanted to take care of the bill. 170 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,590 What is it? 171 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:57,958 $630. 172 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:58,859 [shouts] $630!? 173 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:01,995 - TRACY: Yeah. - [laughter] 174 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,296 Sit back down, stay out of this. 175 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,633 To keep the peace, I'm gonna go on-- 176 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,968 I'm gonna still take care of it 177 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,002 because I want them to be happy again. 178 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,871 And I wanna see that smile again. 179 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,906 Look at that. 180 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,474 KARLOUS: Hey, hey, hey. 181 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,177 Don't be kissing her, though, you ain't a couple yet. 182 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,312 She's still in the streets, acting. 183 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,381 [laughter] 184 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,149 MS. PAT: Okay, okay. 185 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,918 I've come to my final decision 186 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,687 and I'm gonna settle this once and for all. 187 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,458 I'm ruling in favor of... 188 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,595 ...the plaintiff. 189 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,464 Court, you're ordered to pay Tracy $630 190 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,433 for skipping out on these Nicki Minaj tickets. 191 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,334 Yes, ma'am. 192 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,903 You was wrong. 193 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:45,272 And you know you was wrong, and she's selfish. 194 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,441 So you might need to find a friend that... 195 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,076 You wanna be my friend, Ms. Pat? 196 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,344 [Bleep] no. 197 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,446 [laughter] 198 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,516 Y'all get out of my courtroom. 199 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,151 Bye, thank you. 200 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,353 - Hold your head high, Queen. - Thank y'all. 201 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,521 Fight the power. 202 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,361 I met him at a adult company. 203 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,429 Can you show us what you do? 204 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,897 Yes, ma'am, I can. 205 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,166 - One, two, three, four. - [clapping in rhythm] 206 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,968 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Couch out, couch out. 207 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,336 Shut up, Deray! 208 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,270 Passsion, that's you? 209 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,571 Yes, ma'am, with three S's. 210 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,340 So it's spelled wrong. 211 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,642 Pat, she walked in, I seen her booty from the front. 212 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:23,743 I know he wanted that ass. 213 00:07:27,315 --> 00:07:28,949 So how y'all doing today, jury? 214 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,084 CARMEN: I'm good. 215 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:31,585 I've been working on myself. 216 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,487 Becoming a better man, I love that about you. 217 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,423 - Do it, man. - [applause] 218 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,924 MS. PAT: Don't listen to that crap. 219 00:07:36,991 --> 00:07:38,626 Baby, this man have turned over 220 00:07:38,693 --> 00:07:40,561 so many new leaves, he's a tree. 221 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,896 [laughter] 222 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:46,033 Come on, bailiff, start bailiff-ing. 223 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:49,370 This is the case of Rich versus Browning. 224 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,005 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Shacoria Rich 225 00:07:51,072 --> 00:07:52,673 is suing her former friend 226 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,508 and roommate, Michael, for $2,000. 227 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,610 Uh-uh, move that folder, you pregnant. 228 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,946 ANNOUNCER: She claimed Michael stole her couch 229 00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:01,148 and kidnapped her dog, Bruno. 230 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,517 Defendant Michael Browning denies stealing the couch 231 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,252 and claims he donated it 232 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,088 because she didn't want it anymore. 233 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,656 Look like Marvin Gaye nephew. 234 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:12,059 ANNOUNCER: He also claims she didn't take care of Bruno 235 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:14,228 and the dog is better off with him. 236 00:08:14,295 --> 00:08:16,130 Y'all swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 237 00:08:16,197 --> 00:08:17,998 and nothing but the truth, so help you, God? 238 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,500 - Yes. - So, Shacoria, tell me why 239 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,001 we're here today, girlfriend. 240 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:24,338 Okay, well, today I'm here suing my ex-friend, 241 00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:26,340 my ex-roommate 242 00:08:26,407 --> 00:08:28,442 and my current employee for $2,000. 243 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,610 He's not your baby daddy, is he? 244 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,412 - He's not the baby daddy-- - Okay, okay. 245 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:32,913 ...for $2,000. 246 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,315 When we lived together, 247 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:36,384 we were building our company together. 248 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,919 When he left, he took my dog and my couch. 249 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,055 So I want my couch back 250 00:08:41,122 --> 00:08:43,657 and I want my dog back immediately. 251 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,293 What kind of company was y'all building? 252 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,561 A dance company. 253 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,030 We have a dance studio in Decatur, Georgia. 254 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,932 And, Michael, can you tell me your side 255 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,100 of this story, baby? 256 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,002 Well, Your Honor, I moved out 257 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:56,470 and I took the couch and the dog 258 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,539 because she didn't want the couch anymore. 259 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:03,544 She does not care about the dog that much at all. 260 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,380 She would not even buy dog food for the dog. 261 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:08,082 She said, "I found out dogs can survive 262 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:12,486 a couple days on water." I said, oh, no. 263 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,487 That was just a conversation. 264 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,223 And you didn't buy any. 265 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,058 How did y'all meet in the first place? 266 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,660 I was teaching dance at a high school 267 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:23,130 and I met him at a Christmas event here in Atlanta. 268 00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:24,498 He was renovating his grandfather's house 269 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,333 and I said, well, we live right down the street 270 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,335 from his studio, how about you just come and live with me? 271 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,004 How long did he stay there? 272 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,038 A couple of years, some change. 273 00:09:31,105 --> 00:09:32,239 And y'all wasn't dating? 274 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:33,574 No! 275 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,109 So he stayed with you a couple of years? 276 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:38,345 Yes. We ended up on the same adult company, so he-- 277 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,181 Oh, what adult company? 278 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,482 It was just an adult dance company 279 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:43,417 where we just all danced together and stuff like that. 280 00:09:43,484 --> 00:09:45,319 You just get your mind out the gutter, Karlous. 281 00:09:45,386 --> 00:09:46,487 I know what you're thinking. 282 00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:48,289 [laughter] 283 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,024 What kind of dance do y'all do? 284 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,560 Well, we do majorly hip-hop, jazz, ballet, tap. 285 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,528 - Same. - I teach gymnastics. 286 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,430 And I'm over the competitive majorette team. 287 00:09:56,497 --> 00:09:57,965 Can you show us what you do? 288 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,366 Yes, ma'am, I can. 289 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,402 Nene, Carmen, why don't y'all go out there with him? 290 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:03,471 - I'll try. - All right. 291 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:04,505 So your first move, 292 00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:06,340 you're going to go to the right. 293 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:09,009 - One, two. - One, two. 294 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,412 And then you're going to hit three, four. 295 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:13,247 - NENE: Oh. - CARMEN: Three, four. 296 00:10:13,314 --> 00:10:15,316 Now you're going to roll it out 297 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,152 and then you're going to go seven, eight. 298 00:10:18,219 --> 00:10:19,954 - From the top. - Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready. 299 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,388 Five, six, seven, eight. 300 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,957 MS. PAT: Come on, y'all, let's clap along, they got it now. 301 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,559 - One, two, three, four. - [clapping in rhythm] 302 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,963 Five, six, seven, eight. 303 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,431 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 304 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:31,499 - hey, hey, hey. - [applause] 305 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,601 Okay, he's got skills! 306 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,402 At least he cleared your living room out 307 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,272 so you can dance. 308 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:41,575 I just imagined you and another taking the couch out. 309 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,177 You ready to take it out? 310 00:10:43,244 --> 00:10:45,012 Five, six, seven, eight. 311 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,515 - Couch out, couch out. - [laughter] 312 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:48,916 Shut up, Deray! 313 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:52,119 Do you have any evidence? 314 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:55,022 Well, I have some pictures of my couch as well. 315 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,190 CARMEN: That's a nice couch, Pat. 316 00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:58,058 She probably made that baby on this couch. 317 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,261 [laughter] 318 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,562 No. 319 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:03,497 Michael, what made you think you could take her couch? 320 00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:05,599 I dealt with her for two years, almost, 321 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,202 complaining about a couch she didn't want. 322 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,136 So when I moved out, 323 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:11,071 I took it to a donation center. 324 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,172 But did she ask you to do that? 325 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,541 She was going to throw it out. 326 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,676 Did he tell you he was going to donate your couch? 327 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,611 No, me and my daughter, we walked in, 328 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,313 and the next thing you know, I'm like, um... 329 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:20,381 Ain't no couch. 330 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,749 Where's the couch? 331 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,417 - What about the dog? - He fell in love with the dog. 332 00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:26,587 Now, I do admit some days, he'll go take the dogs out 333 00:11:26,654 --> 00:11:28,989 and walk the dog and feed the dog and, you know, 334 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,424 stuff that I could do myself, 335 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:33,093 but he just got up first and did it. 336 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,128 So, Michael, what made you think 337 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,329 she wasn't taking care of the dog? 338 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:37,398 Every morning I had to wake up, 339 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,999 the dog was barking. 340 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,968 All Cruella did was yell and say, 341 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,103 "Shut up, shut up, shut up." 342 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,306 And even when she first got the dog, if I may... 343 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,674 Yes. 344 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,742 For you and the jury. 345 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,210 - Mm-hmm. - MICHAEL: There were issues. 346 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,345 Aw. 347 00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:52,179 MICHAEL: That's one of the Facebook posts 348 00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:53,681 that she made online, 349 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,250 basically saying that dog had to get the hell on. 350 00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:57,351 Well, I didn't know that he was going 351 00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:58,452 to get that big that fast, 352 00:11:58,519 --> 00:11:59,954 and that day I was kind of frustrated, 353 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,355 and I didn't realize that he was a digger, 354 00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:02,590 he was digging up my yard. 355 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,091 Why did you say he got to go, 356 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,060 and then you get mad when he take the dog, ma'am? 357 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,262 Well, I mean, I wasn't being for real, 358 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:11,198 I was just, you know, trolling a little bit. 359 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:13,200 And what's the dog's name, and where is he now? 360 00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:16,103 His name is Bruno, because we don't talk about Bruno. 361 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,205 - Where's Bruno at, Michael? - Bruno is at home. 362 00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:20,474 He's at home doing swell, he's doing great. 363 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:21,942 Oh, that's your dog now. 364 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,410 MICHAEL: Bruno has his shots. 365 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,245 He actually just got his teeth done. 366 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,614 They done gave the dog some veneer. 367 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,383 [laughter] 368 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,451 It's mine. 369 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,519 That she's allergic to. 370 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,154 - You allergic to the dog too? - SHACORIA: Some days. 371 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:37,191 - It just depends. - Some days? 372 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,425 That's why I wash him. 373 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,361 All right, I'm going on over here to the jury. 374 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,228 Come on, jury. 375 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,763 He stole it. Lock his ass up. 376 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:46,400 I would think that the dog should stay with him 377 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,335 because he's more stable with him. 378 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:51,639 You can go and get another dog when time is right. 379 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,607 How has this affected your relationship? 380 00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:56,377 It's really cut off, really, a lot of our friendship. 381 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,578 We've been friends since 2012. 382 00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:59,346 It's like, I didn't think that she would take that 383 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:01,215 without even asking me if I want it. 384 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,449 My dog, especially. 385 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,084 - That's my dog. - MS. PAT: And Michael? 386 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,655 It's distant, it's not as close as it once was. 387 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,657 I really would love to have my friend back 388 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,558 because I thought I was doing everything 389 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,927 - for the betterment of her. - Okay. 390 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,129 I've come to my final decision 391 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,431 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 392 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,269 I'm ruling in favor of... 393 00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:26,473 ...the plaintiff, Shacoria. 394 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,108 [applause] 395 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,277 Michael, you're ordered to pay her $2,000 396 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:31,679 for the couch that you donated 397 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,580 so she can get off the floor. 398 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,182 I'm going to leave the dog with him. 399 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,384 It sounds like the dog is in a better home 400 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:40,287 and that dog going to eat good, live good and sleep good. 401 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,456 So leave that dog where he at. 402 00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:45,959 And plus, you are allergic to the dog. 403 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,428 So if you get the dog back, 404 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,596 all you're going to do is sneeze on the dog. 405 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,231 All right, that's it. 406 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,100 Well, dance your way on out of here, baby. 407 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,235 KARLOUS: Dance together on the way out. 408 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,005 - NENE: Yes, honey. - CARMEN: Okay. 409 00:13:58,072 --> 00:13:59,139 He stole the hell out of that dog. 410 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,441 That dog sat on that couch like, 411 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,509 what are you doing? 412 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,244 Diverse owes me $500. 413 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,379 She kept coming in late. 414 00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,613 Over 27 times. 415 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,449 Twenty-seven times? 416 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,018 We didn't even have 27 rehearsals. 417 00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:12,119 I just feel like he got mad because 418 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,654 I was talking to somebody else in the cast. 419 00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:15,322 JURY: Oh. 420 00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:16,457 CARMEN: He was probably tall, wasn't he? 421 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,725 [laughter] 422 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,963 MS. PAT: How y'all doing today? 423 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,331 - CARMEN: Ready. - NENE: Mm-hmm. 424 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:25,466 You better be ready. 425 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,204 All right, bailiff, get to bailiff-ing, honey. 426 00:14:30,271 --> 00:14:33,974 This is the case of Stewart versus Maul. 427 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,476 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Passsion Stewart 428 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,213 is suing her former employer, Diverse, for $500. 429 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,314 That's what I'm talking about. 430 00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:41,649 Passsion was cast as an understudy 431 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,251 in a play Diverse wrote and directed. 432 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,720 But when she was promoted to the lead cast, 433 00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:49,657 she said she never got her lead cash. 434 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:53,260 Defendant Diverse Maul admits he didn't pay Passsion, 435 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,429 but says it's because she was a diva during rehearsals. 436 00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,164 He walked in waving like we supposed to know him. 437 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,332 CARMEN: I know. 438 00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,600 Got some haters in the room already. 439 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,535 ANNOUNCER: If you want to act on his stage, 440 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,504 you can't act like that. 441 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,475 All right, Passsion, that's you? 442 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,177 Yes, ma'am, with three S's. 443 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:13,480 - So it's spelled wrong. - [laughter] 444 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,482 Okay, Passsion, tell me why you're here today. 445 00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:17,551 So, Diverse owes me $500. 446 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:19,219 So I was acting in one of his plays, 447 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,088 and I first came in as an understudy. 448 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:23,324 But because the main lead was not showing up, 449 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,025 he asked me if I could step up and be the main lead, 450 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,960 and I said, hell yeah. 451 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,295 And he never gave me my money. 452 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,430 MS. PAT: Diverse, what is your side? 453 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,266 I'm here because I gave her a chance. 454 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,702 You know, she came in not really having experience. 455 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,704 She came in as an understudy. 456 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,406 I lost my lead, so I gave her the role. 457 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,208 But then she started acting unprofessional 458 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,110 and all that different stuff like that. 459 00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:45,446 So I end up, you know, offering her 460 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,681 what I thought she was worth, $150, 461 00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,683 so I don't think I owe her nothing. 462 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,485 What was the pay for a lead role? 463 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,187 $500 for the production. 464 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,989 And did you tell her you was going to give her the $500? 465 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,291 Yeah, I talked to her about it, 466 00:15:57,358 --> 00:15:59,193 once she got the lead role, she'd get the $500. 467 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,628 And so why didn't you pay her the $500? 468 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,030 She kept coming in late. 469 00:16:03,097 --> 00:16:04,431 You get docked ten bucks for being late, 470 00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:07,968 and then when you miss, you get docked again, $50. 471 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,104 You wasting my time, I'm taking your money. 472 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,272 - And you gave her a contract? - Yeah. 473 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,407 Let me see it. 474 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:15,342 So how many times were you late? 475 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,543 Like once, twice. 476 00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,245 No, 27 times. 477 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,279 Twenty-seven times? 478 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,116 We didn't even have 27 rehearsals. 479 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,550 And you signed this contract, right, Passsion? 480 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:25,386 - Yes. - You signed a contract here 481 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,588 saying you would be docked if you was late. 482 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,390 - Yeah. - Did you know the rules? 483 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,591 I didn't read the contract. 484 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,560 So you signed a contract that you didn't read? 485 00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,396 We had a verbal conversation about it. 486 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,431 But this is a contract, this ain't verbal. 487 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:38,665 These are letters on a paper. 488 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:39,933 See, I like you. 489 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,069 - Boy, stop. - [laughter] 490 00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:43,570 Let me ask you something. 491 00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:45,973 Was your other actors late at times? 492 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,341 - No. - All the time. 493 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,643 Are you the only one that didn't get paid all your money? 494 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,111 As far as I know, yeah. 495 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,113 Did you at least get the $150? 496 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,648 He sent me the $150 through cash app, 497 00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:56,216 but I happily declined it 498 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,484 because we had an agreement that it was going to be 499 00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:58,919 $500 that he was going to send me. 500 00:16:58,986 --> 00:17:01,021 - Stand on business. - Exactly. 501 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,423 But a commitment is a commitment, 502 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,124 - is what I'm saying. - I mean, to be honest 503 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,226 with you, he right, a commitment is a commitment. 504 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,429 You signed a contract stating that you would not be late, 505 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,265 and if you're late, you're going to get your money taken. 506 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,567 I don't even feel like it's about that. 507 00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,169 I just feel like he got mad 508 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,070 because I was talking to somebody else in the cast. 509 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,605 JURY: Ooh. 510 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:19,673 CARMEN: He was probably tall, wasn't he? 511 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,010 [laughter] 512 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,211 Little man, do you like her? 513 00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:33,320 ANNOUNCER: Passsion Stewart is suing Diverse Maul for $500 514 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,756 that she claims she's owed for her work 515 00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,558 as an understudy in his play. 516 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,561 But Diverse says Passsion was always late to rehearsal 517 00:17:40,628 --> 00:17:43,330 and nearly ruined the show before opening day. 518 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,700 Ms. Pat's about to settle this theatrical drama. 519 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,202 Little man, do you like her? 520 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,637 I don't mix business with pleasure. 521 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:52,206 Now, after the production, she could have gotten it, yeah. 522 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,407 That's a good man, right there. 523 00:17:53,474 --> 00:17:54,708 CARMEN: What does the contract say about hating? 524 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,343 Because that's what you're doing. 525 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,478 Okay, thank you. 526 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,481 It's $10 the first time, $50 the second time. 527 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,616 [laughter] 528 00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,351 DIVERSE: Exactly! 529 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,020 - How old are you? - I'm 37. 530 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,655 - How old are you? - I'm 24. 531 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,394 I hate that y'all trying to turn us in there. 532 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,561 I didn't want her. 533 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:16,397 MS. PAT: You wanted her to play the role-- 534 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,732 Pat, she walked in, I seen her booty from the front. 535 00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:20,768 I know he wanted that ass. 536 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,469 Oh, Lord, let me go on over here 537 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:23,704 and let y'all talk to my jury. 538 00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:24,772 Come on, Karlous. 539 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,440 As old dude to old dude, 540 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,176 stay away from the 20, 20-anything. 541 00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:32,246 I think he was just looking for a way 542 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,515 to dock somebody's pay so he can make more money. 543 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,284 You know what, I've done a lot of plays in my day. 544 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,586 Baby, you should have definitely read that contract. 545 00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:42,623 Do not sign nothing that you're not reading. 546 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,124 I've come to my final decision. 547 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,959 I'm going to settle this once and for all. 548 00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:50,798 I'm ruling in favor of... 549 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,603 ...the defense, Diverse. 550 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,238 [applause] 551 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,376 Dang! He's happy as hell! 552 00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:03,477 MS. PAT: Diverse, you don't owe Passsion anything. 553 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,080 She should have read her contract. 554 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,748 You got to be smarter than that. 555 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:09,249 Well, I've just settled it. 556 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,517 Now y'all get out of my courtroom. 557 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:11,752 Thank you. 558 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,353 MS. PAT: I don't have-- 559 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,656 I'm just too big for a little, bitty man like that. 560 00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:17,591 My bra is a 44H. 561 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:18,525 Ain't nothing I can do with him. 562 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,194 A "H," titties? 563 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,695 Where do you shop your bras at? 564 00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,664 - AutoZone. - [laughter] 565 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,237 She was supposed to do an oil change, 566 00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:30,972 - and she destroyed it. - Damn! 567 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,807 KARLOUS: Did you check the signal light fluid? 568 00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:34,142 It wasn't in the YouTube video. 569 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,411 Ain't no such thing as no signal light fluid! 570 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:38,513 MS. PAT: You did a one-night stand with this man. 571 00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:39,981 Did you ever go back for more? 572 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,416 It must have been horrible. 573 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,418 [laughter] 574 00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,053 I got the contract, right here. 575 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,054 What contract? 576 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,055 The one that she did not give me 577 00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:48,289 that's written in invisible ink 578 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:49,957 - that ain't got nothing on it. - Wow. 579 00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:52,026 Had she did this to you, how would you be feeling? 580 00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:54,062 I'd have took my money out of her ass. Excuse me.